The Most Repulsive Blog Award...

Is there such a category?

Well, it's all for the betterment of humanity. I am talented at lots of things, but sucking at HTML is an affront to my pride and meager intellect.

I tell you now...
(assumes heroic pose and shakes fist in air vigorously)
this will not STAND!

It is my manifest destiny as a new breed of digital warrior to conquer Hypertext Markup Language!

HTML, I have discovered, is not something to be learned. It must be clubbed into submission with the blunt edge of the keyboard.