Friday, May 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with people?

We are devolving.

Soon, pointy sticks will be outlawed and we'll have to resort to beating the hell out of each other with rocks. Meanwhile, cars and planes kill thousands each day.

Soon... mandatory Amish-ness.

uhhh... until we start taking casualties from buggy accidents...

then...

OUTLAW THE WHEEL!!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Jake said...

1x02 hdtv lol supernatural vtv

11:39 AM  
Blogger Hoodia said...

Help me Dude, I think I'm lost..... I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender". He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we're gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . "You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on " Strange day or what? :-)

11:40 PM  

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