"are you really proud to be an american soldier? are you proud to be a pawn in a grand chess game that you have no control over? are you proud to let people use you for their evil purposes?"
Yes.
Being the a member of the "forces of evil" (tm) is cool.
So as soon as I finish pulling on my jackboots, I'm going to come over and do something bad to you and your whole family. Like... I dont know... annoy your pets or something... I'll tap on the glass of your fishtank endlessly.
So go away... or I will have to taunt you a second tiiiime.
Seriously... who was cooler? Stromtroopers? or Ewoks?
I think that pretty much sums it up for me.
MWUAHAAAHAAHAAA... kkkchk... coughh... hackkk... chkmmmmckmmm....
(sorry... my evil laugh is out of practice. I promise to work on it.)