Here's my response
to THIS article.
What the…
Oh… my… gosh…
WHAT do we have HERE?
I THOUGHT the humidity had just increased in here!
Are those TEARS in your eyes?
Well let them FLOW Baby....
Go ahead…
CRY me a friggin RIVER you snot nosed little infant...
GO AHEAD
STICK YOUR BOTTOM LIP OUT
GO ahead STICK it out there
FARTHER!
(voice lowers to whisper… takes a step forward to further invade and own their personal space)
I wasn’t asking… I said stick your bottom lip out you little shit…
THAAATS better…
NOW see if you can make it TREMBLE a little bit!
Show the WHOOOOOOLE friggin world what a CUTE little baby you are.
Good gosh WHERE is a camera when you need one?
Someday you’re gonna GROW UP and wish you had a picture to remember this with
You pathetic little embarrassment
Take your sad story and get the hell out of my face
before I start making soup in your skull
10… 9… 8… 5… 4… 2….
